Keeping me company

OK, seriously, how am I supposed to focus on coding when this monster is hanging about three feet away from my door (which is open to let in the breeze)? It’s so big that I found Barkley in its web this morning, poor pup, and when I tried to shoo it away with a broom, it broke the handle over one of its leg pairs.

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22 Comments so far

  1. Spiderlane May 18th, 2008 10:41 am

    That’s a mo’ fo’ alright

  2. eduo May 18th, 2008 11:06 am

    Worried, I even entered the IRC channel to see if you were alive, Elan.

    You’re not there. Please, give us a sign. Don’t tell us you’ve gone against this thing with anything less armored than Iron-Man-Grade!

  3. Volante May 18th, 2008 12:31 pm

    Cool, it could be the X in the OSXBMC logo. =)

  4. SaSaSushi May 18th, 2008 1:13 pm

    Aren’t spiders supposed to have eight legs??

  5. dende May 18th, 2008 2:34 pm

    New unofficial OSXBMC mascot…funny how these things work out. Pretty cool leg configuration too.

  6. elan May 18th, 2008 3:40 pm

    @SaSaSushi: It actually does, if you look closely the legs are paired up. Strange, right? Unholy, one might say.

  7. pike May 18th, 2008 4:23 pm

    yes this one you see, what about all the ones that are already inside, HIDING ?

  8. bmfrosty May 18th, 2008 5:57 pm

    @pike

    Now you’re just trying to distract him.

  9. iordonez May 18th, 2008 6:07 pm

    I remember the Haiku blood sucking jumping spiders!

  10. Howie_in_AZ May 18th, 2008 6:34 pm

    Why would you post that?

    Now I’m going to have trouble sleeping.

    Bastard.

  11. vulkanr May 18th, 2008 6:47 pm

    i think its o’reilly testing covers for his new osx book

  12. Cranial Lethargy May 18th, 2008 10:47 pm

    Lucky you’re not in Peru elan -> http://www.bugman123.com/Bugs/BirdEatingSpider.jpg

    But then again, we have much more dangerous ones here in Australia. We’re used to it.

  13. ZZZ May 19th, 2008 7:58 am

    It is the risk of being… on the web!
    :-)

  14. Starg4ze May 19th, 2008 8:18 am

    As long as I dont see rabbits from castle of aaaarrghh with big nasty teeth throwing holy hand grenades at me I’m fine

    elan, thou shall count to four…no three!

  15. Marco May 19th, 2008 8:54 am

    This is your buddy:

    St Andrew’s Cross Spider

    Habitat and Biology
    The St Andrew’s Cross spider commonly builds its web amongst shrubs and other vegetation or against walls of buildings. It normally hangs upside down in the web with two paired legs placed along each arm of the cross. The silken cross may be used for strengthening the web, for camouflage or for enhancing prey catches. It has been shown that the cross reflects ultra-violet light which is particularly attractive to insects. Egg sacs are pear-shaped, green in colour and are suspended in nearby vegetation rather than in the web itself.

    Colour
    Male: Cephalothorax and legs brown; abdomen cream with a mottled brown pattern.
    Female: Cephalothorax brown and covered with silky hairs. Abdomen with horizontal stripes of yellow and crimson brown, sometimes with pale spots on the brown stripes. Legs dark brown to black with a few yellowish bands.

    Form
    Small-bodied with relatively long legs; often appears to have only four legs due to resting position in web. Male much smaller than female.

    Body Length
    Male: 4mm
    Female: 20mm

    Web type
    Orb web with a cross of thick silk through its centre.

    Bite
    The bite of this spider is considered harmless or at most to cause a weak local reaction. Few bites have been recorded.

  16. Paul May 19th, 2008 9:16 am

    You will not find these in The Netherlands:P

  17. Jean-Etienne LaVallee May 19th, 2008 11:13 am

    I’ve seen a number of these on my home’s property in central Virginia. They’re actually quite harmless and do a great job of keeping down the tick, flee and mosquito populations. I’ve accidentally walked right through their webbing before and never been bitten… freaked out a bit, yes, but they’d rather run away that try to take you on. I’d say it’s a good omen… and when the XBMC Cookbook comes out from O’reilly in two years, we’ll know what to have on the cover.

    snark,
    Etienne

  18. Pete May 20th, 2008 1:20 pm

    Elan,

    We’ve got about ten of these around our yard…..kinda cool webs with the cross that their legs match to while they wait to catch big dogs for dinner……….

    Seriously though, that’s a baby spider mate, we’ve got MUCH bigger and funner ones here in Sydney………

    Just tell Barkley to watch it and you get back to coding!!! Cheers mate

  19. Tufty May 20th, 2008 3:21 pm

    Elan, it’s hard to tell the size. Photos can be easily deceptive so that spider could really just be a wee nipper of only 1 mm long!
    Take a photo for us with your (or your wifes) hand REAL CLOSE to it (or even holding it) then post the photo so we can tell how big it really is! :)
    Keep up the good work.
    ;)

  20. Equusz May 20th, 2008 3:53 pm

    Her fangs look pretty small…agree with Marco that she’s harmless and probably keeping the mosquitos out of your room…

    Compared to the camel spiders I saw in Iraq, your friend is a mere decoration!

  21. topfs2 May 21st, 2008 10:15 am

    Dang! that’s one cool picture! if you have that one in higher res don’t hesitate to publish it for download.

  22. Cranial Lethargy May 21st, 2008 4:01 pm

    Nice work on the logo….

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